andrea. 28. canadian. multishipper
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:
(math book) The deepest cavern in Carlsbad caverns is 1,567 feel below its entrance making it the deepest cave in the United States
Holy. Shit. My math book just insulted me.
“Someone grabbed his arm.” Does this mean I’m going to be a hoe?
” He though about the matter for several days” I think this means he isn’t sure if he wants to have sex with me? book: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
“Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room & made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.” - Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone.
OH MY GOD.
“That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.” - Cat’s Cradle, Vonnegut
(via mishafer)
“She paused at the top of the staircase.” This Side of Paradise, F. Scott Fitzgerald. Ugh, but you know, this has been...
Rationally you think that iI have treated you rather unfairly and that you find that treatment, as the dictionary...
“Some events must be fairly late in the mythological present, and the foremost of these is the death of Baldr.” -Norse...
Anathema Device - her mother, who was not a great student of religious matters, happened to read the word one day and...
Although, cruel one, you make...will always love you faithfully. With
«homens magros, pode acontecer a qualquer momento» translation: skinny men, can happen at any moment.
“That and the fact my life is utterly crap.” oh my god hahaha
“Now that I was up and about, now that the day was alive, the dead of night seemed a long way away, and the memory of...
A student experimenting with it might be forgiven and simply diceplined but fora an adult to be activley teaching a...
“Savage Model 6 Automatic Repeating Rifle” (it’s like a gun handbook by the way) This sounds uncomfortably troubling.
edge.” - Transformers Exodus Oh My God…
It gazed at Sophie a moment longer. not to bad.
“Then, quite without warning, something more unsettling than even the most battering bump took place.” … Not sure how to...
“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.” The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
“From 7:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m., they taped fourteen takes of a rhythm track.” 100 Best Beatles Songs: An Informed Fan’s...
“aliens fly among us” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I HOOK UP WITH AN ALIEN LOKI OR MAYBE THOR EVEN WOULD BE OKAY
“Let’s do it!” -Fahrenheit 451. FUCKING YES. LET US DO IT.
‘My, I’m thirsty,’ I said and gulped it down. (Sylvia Plath, Johnny Panic and...Bible of...
“Usually it was like spillage— cold and heavy, slippery and gray— but once in a while some stars had the nerve to rise...
“Bisec’tion, s. Division into two equal parts” O-Oh okay. The closet thing to me was a 1912 dictionary. XD;
“They spun around in surprise when the door sprang open and a masked mouse in a silk kimono rushed into the room.”...
‘As we shall see, even the dream that supposedly proves the unconscious may be another manifestation.’
Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa. [[…That...
“Zjazd na wyspie wiślanej w Raciążu, na który król udał się koło Bożego Ciała, odbywał się pod złą wróżbą i nie...
“God with all the powers attributed to spirit, is but the perfection of matter.”
matter. The limit of an addition is equal to the addition of the limits. (Screw the fact that I’m studying maths.)
“—swell with new arrivals, dissolve...form in the same breath— already there
“Hey! Look! Over there, it’s what’s-her-name!” Wow okay
“Still we may hope to meet again.” Return of the King is telling me to find a one night stand, and then hope to meet...
“The door to the room burst open, and a tall, distinguished-looking man strode into the room.” Sounds promising.
Lmao @ the notes on this
“was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark forest ahead of her and men behind her who would gladly cut...
“For a few moments, Peeta and I take in the scene of our mentor trying to rise out of the slippery vile stuff from his...
“Stir before serving.” hmmmmm…